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Monday, May 23rd, 2005
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8:44 pm
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| Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
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12:55 pm
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| Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
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7:25 am
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So prom was this weekend...WAY better than last year. Josh and I got our groove on!!! We ate dinner at Derek's house, and it was awesome! I really felt like we were at a restaurant. Later that night....I ended up drinking some PBR and citrus vodka, and let me tell you PBR is fucking nasty! I needed a chaser real BAD. Weird stuff happened, I ended up spilling everyone's drink and kissing zach on the neck when I gave him a hug!!! Josh was pissed...I don't know what I was thinking!!!! I also told everyone that I loved them. I woke up and three other people were sleeping in a twin size bed with me! King's Island was cold. Josh doesn't like rides so I was trying to hang out with him so he had fun, but it just ended up looking like we weren't having fun, which isn't true. We had to leave early for my AP test the next morning, I needed sleep. The test blew by the way. I hate essays! But they gave us free breakfast!
current mood:  drained
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| Thursday, April 28th, 2005
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8:01 pm
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Well guys, I'm finally 18. Yay. It is supposed to rain this weekend, on prom and the day we go to king's island, darn the luck. : ( But how is this for funny: my mom thinks Zach and I are dating!!!!!!! Zach is one of my best friends and I love him, but I'm just not attracted to him like that, and I am also with the sexiest guy ever!! (my mom doesn't know we're back together, i don't know how to tell her. anyways, apparently derek's mom's boyfriend wants to cook us dinner on saturday, what a great way to save money!! i'm excited, hopefully the sun will decide to come, but now it is time to watch The O.C.
current mood:  relaxed
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| Friday, April 1st, 2005
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1:10 pm
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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| Thursday, March 24th, 2005
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8:26 pm - shit on me, please
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I got a letter from our fucking fantastic government today, it said that I can't get any loans for college. So...ladies and gentlemen...amanda is not going to college. i cried, i'm going to apply to IUPUI, i hope its not too late. I'm going to get an apartment in the next month or so, Zach is going to be my roomie. That should be fun. I'm going to be a fucking loser for the rest of my life! Congratulations to me. Maybe i'll sell some body parts....
current mood:  disappointed
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| Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
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4:11 pm
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I am back!!!! got dsl on my laptop, exciting. Saw a fantastic show on saturday, in fact, I am talking to a really cool guy from The House Effect right now. I had dinner with Josh last night, I am glad that we are friends now, i missed him. Ta Ta for Now, P.S. the shirts are still underway..we are experienceing difficulties, sorry!!1
current mood: thirsty
current music: The House Effect
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| Friday, March 11th, 2005
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7:25 am
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| Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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9:02 am
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I just bought The O.C., mix 2 --- you can laugh now, but it is nice. It put me to sleep, very relaxing. I also bought the Underoath CD, which is fabulous! My key decided to reject my car and get a divorce. I can no longer turn the key in the ignition, which means my car won't start, which means i have to replace the entire steering column, which also means I have to wait another week to buy my laptop. (apple i-book G4 12", YEEEAAAHHHH!!) :-( I bought the tickets to the concert, Taking Back Sunday - Ohio - day before my 18th birthday - 6 people spending the night in a van - I can't wait. I told Zach I would buy his ticket, but money is tight, i hope it doesn't sell out. Thanx Tony for picking me, my bro, and sara up for school, i love you!!!
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| Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
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4:51 pm
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| Monday, February 28th, 2005
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8:20 am
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8:14 am - Photobucket
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| Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
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8:19 am
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My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully inadequate, that evolution laughs at you and promises that your male offspring will also be cursed with your ridiculous nubbin -- thus dooming your DNA!
My genitals are so sweetly intoxicating, I was able to convince Cornel West and Camille Paglia to violently disrobe and vigorously copulate with me in a Chablis-fueled, mind-bending threesome that made the seraphim in paradise blush with a mixture of shame and desire!
If the teaming masses were to behold my juggernaut-like genitals, surely Marx's concept of the End of History would be nigh.
My genitals are of such behemoth proportions, it is to the world of genitalia what Noam Chomsky is to the study of global activism!
My genitals are so mammoth in size, that if inches were words, my member could fill every page of one of Ayn Rand's epic Objectivist tomes!
My genitals are so bursting with sexual magnetism, I could single-handedly seduce and defile the entire lesbian population of Sarah Lawrence University!
My genitals bloat with such passionate force, that upon arousal, I barely have enough epidermis to purse my lips so that I may recite Shelley's immortal poem "Ozymandias"!
Hemingway''''s lost book about my genitals began thusly: "His organ was big."
My virility is so profoundly cosmic, that in the event that every human male were to cease to be, my limitless supplies of genetically super-human semen could impregnate the remaining female population, thus siring a perfect race of confident, and impressively endowed men!
So colossal are my genitals, that they compelled Stephen Hawking to theorize that my sexual gravity is such that a tablespoon of it would weigh more than an entire LA club full of amorous, cocaine-addled, Prada-clad Casanovas!
My genitals are comparable to Harvard University’s endowment - both are the largest of their kind, both are institutions that demand the respect of academics and undergraduate trollops, and both cannot be seen or used by anyone of low birth or intelligence, unless they work very hard to prove they are worthy.
current mood:  weird
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| Monday, February 14th, 2005
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8:53 am
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I went to the movies with Tim on Saturday, and I realized you can't trust anyone. I can't explain this without giving away the ending of the movie, we saw Hide and Seek. Fun Stuff!!!! Guess who's going back on tour the day after my b-day!!??????
current mood:  productive
current music: Sic Transit Gloria
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| Thursday, February 10th, 2005
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8:46 am
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The infamous of Tom Jones:
Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight
Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I can't deny or lie cause you're a
Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me don't you. ha ha,
I know you do
No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm no
This bomb's made for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin'
Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
huh
Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin'
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb your're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because you're mine
Ouch, Sexbomb, aw baby
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And you can give it to me when I need to be turned on
no, no
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on
current mood: hot
current music: underoath
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| Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
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4:42 pm
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This kid named scott got me listening to Underminded the other day. Awesome stuff, check it out:
http://www.purevolume.com/underminded/
Everyone is yelling, why can't we just love each other?
I got my mom to try tofu, I could laugh for days!!!!!!!!
current music: Me Without You
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| Monday, January 31st, 2005
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10:40 am
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Got new shoes!!! Grey saucony's w/ lime green shoelaces!! If anyone is interested, i am creating my own subculture, taking effect immediatly. A must establish the criteria, though. Not everyone can be an AMANDAKIN.
current mood: crazy
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| Friday, January 28th, 2005
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8:02 am
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Brittany and Craig are fighting over a hacky sack, this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, Craig just jumped out of his chair like a frog. Fighting is over, how sad!!!! Sara is going to the show tonight, but I can't because of my stupid job. AAAAHHHHH!!!!! I saw stymie today, he is sooo cute! Tony thinks I smell, maybe I should take a shower. It has been 3 weeks.
current mood:  hyper
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| Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
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8:22 am
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Ok, I can't get any of my pictures on this thing. What crap!!! I have these really awesome photos that I want on here, but lj is at war with me, so sad...
current mood:  annoyed
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| Monday, January 24th, 2005
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9:06 am
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Still working on making this thing look good, any suggestions? My pictures are too big to upload, whatever that means.
current mood:  confused
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